My First Christmas Present From Him, or, a testament to true love

Here’s what my partner…fiancee…other half got me for Christmas. He couldn’t wait any longer to give it to me.

My first instinct was to think, thank goodness we found eachother.

My second instinct was: EEEEeeeeeeEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!


For the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a crawling-action zombie!

(If you don’t know what this is, I suggest you check out The Walking Dead tv series or graphic novel.)